Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Lillie funnies!

Lillie goes around saying all these silly things and they just crack me up. Here are a few things I thought you all might enjoy!
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Today at playgroup, one of the ladies asked Lillie what her Mama's name was. Lillie looked at her and said, Mama? The lady said No, what is her name? In a frustrated tone Lillie replied, I call her Mama but my Daddy calls her Beth. She let out a big sigh, like DUH!
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Lillie: Mama, let me tell you something!

Me: What?

Lillie: Mama, Boys pee outside buts girl they posed to use the potty!

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Lillie: Mama, Let me tell you something!

Me: What?

Lillie: Mama, Mamas and girls they smell good, but boys and Daddy's, they STINK!

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Lillie: Mama, Let me tell you something! (Anyone see a pattern?)

Me: What?

Lillie:After you make me take a nap and then I watch Arthur, I might could have a icicle (popsicle). That would be a purrrfuct (perfect) iaaadea (idea).

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Yesterday, I ran by where Jay works and got his check, Lillie asked me what I was doing. I told her I had to get Daddy's check, she asked what that was and I told her, it was money Daddy made from working. She got a worried look on her face, then asked what are you going to do with it. I told her I was taking it to the bank. She looked sad and said, "Poor Daddy won't have any money." Then she perked up, grinned and said, "Don't worry Mama, we can use all his money up!" LOL If she only knew!

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Happy Wednesday!

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